22 Sep 11 Amazing Reasons Why Aaron Rodgers Is My Free Pass
If you had the opportunity to be with anyone in the world, for one night, with no repercussions from your significant other, who would it be? A movie star? A rock god? Why do I ask? Because this person is your “free pass”, a glorious, wishful chance to be with your ultimate crush and whisper sweet nothings to each other all guilt-free night long. Sounds pretty amazing, doesn’t it?! Why yes, yes it does.
You know who’s my free pass? A sexy, two-time NFL MVP and Super Bowl champion quarterback of the greatest team on the planet whose smile melts my heart every time. He’s just a flat out a gorgeous man. But there’s more than handsomeness and money that make #12 the ultimate free pass for me. “Are you crazy? What more can there be?” you may be asking. A lot! Here are more reasons why Aaron Rodgers is my free pass…
He’s Super Duper Smart
Not only did Aaron attend one of the most prestigious academic universities in the world at UC-Berkeley, he dominated Shark Tank’s Mr. Wonderful and an astronaut on Celebrity Jeopardy. A freaking astronaut! He even got Alex Tribek to do a Discount Double Check during his knowledge beatdown thus creating what should be a new category on Jeopardy…Things Tribek Makes Look Extremely Awkward.
Here’s his graciously humble tweet about his time on the show…
which leads me to the next thing…
He’s Hilarious On Twitter
A Turd Ferguson reference?!? LOL Here are some more Twitter gems…
Can’t wait to see what my Espn QBR was from practice today. Glad they factor in clean handoffs and walk thru td passes b/c I was on point
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) August 7, 2015
I bet in the Old West when there was a gunfight, telling the other guy that his boots were untied was a great strategy to win the duel. — Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) April 20, 2015
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure…. — Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) April 20, 2015
…and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. — Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) April 20, 2015
He would win the M.V.B. award every year if the NFL had it.
He Can Rock Any Facial Hair
Whether it’s a regular or handlebar mustache, clean cut, or the “nobody looks good with one” soul patch, Aaron pulls it off like a boss…a sexy boss.
He Has Excellent Taste In Fashion
Look at his dapperness! He can go shopping with me any day of the week!
Even When He’s Styling For A Laugh
Whether it’s a cowboy, ‘Merica, or rocking an all-denim outfit circa N’ Sync Justin Timberlake, he makes it look good, oh so good.